Caution - Road Work Ahead

I love how misleading signs can be. I really believe that the Department of Transportation in my state has it in for me. For example:
1. Today I saw a "Road Work" sign followed by a helpful "Keep Right". I start "keeping right" only to be flagged down by a worker and told I needed to turn around. Hmm. Turns out "Road Work" + "Keep Right" means "Road Closed With NO Detour DUMMY"
2. I think a drunk pirate with one eye (and hence, no depth perception) must set up the warning signs because a few days ago, one was placed so far into my lane that (even though I got as far over as I could without hitting oncoming traffic) I took out a "Road Work Ahead" sign with my side mirror. Suck it DOT.
3. For as long as I can remember, Interstate 15 has been torn up, fixed, changed, torn up, widened, striped, etc. The DOT has us all fooled. They can continue this process of tear it up and build it again for years. Where is the power of the consumer? Not here. The best we can do is hit their poorly placed signs and orange barrels so Captain OneEye can set them up again. *sigh*

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